Congratulations To The Rockies

Congratulations To The Rockies

Dear Colorado Rockies,

How are you? I am fine. Congratulations on your “victory” over the Padres last night. It was an awesome game and who knows how many more innings the game would have lasted had the umpire not gotten bored and decided to call Holliday safe. Maybe he wasn’t bored. Maybe he was just scared to call him out since the game was being held in Colorado. Maybe he was afraid somebody would call him bad names or something.

At any rate, congratulations and good luck!

P.S. The Phillies are going to pwn you.