Why I Don't Use Safari - A Haiku

Why I Don't Use Safari - A Haiku

And now, for your reading pleasure, Why I Don’t Use Safari, A Haiku:

Safari browser Animated gifs won’t stop I quit the browser

Thank you.

God, I really want to use Safari. Do you hear me Apple? I want to use your product! But you vex me. Please … for the love of all that’s holy … stop the madness!

Oh, and please don’t talk to me about Saft. $12 for something that should be native to the browser? Give me a break. Come on, Apple. Enable the escape key. This is one time you really need to follow the crowd.