And now, for your reading pleasure, Why I Don't Use Safari, A Haiku:
Safari browser
Animated gifs won't stop
I quit the browser
Thank you.
God, I really want to use Safari. Do you hear me Apple? I want to use your product! But you vex me. Please ... for the love of all that's holy ... stop the madness!
Oh, and please don't talk to me about Saft. $12 for something that should be native to the browser? Give me a break. Come on, Apple. Enable the escape key. This is one time you really need to follow the crowd.